tell your wife how you won medals down in flanders

our kicks. eli, 22. tiocfaidh
ár lá. shakespeare scholar. sort of. aspiring shakespeare scholar? constantly in an existential crisis bc i hate england with every fiber of my being yet want to dedicate my life to an english guy (shakespeare). if you don't support reunification gtfo.

julyrism:

my crew: uh captain… what are you doing?

me, on purpose raising my troubled waters quality in order to die at zee: shhhh shh its fine i just need the clue for the museum its fiiine

my crew, crying: captain what does that mean

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    my crew: uh captain... what are you doing?......me, on...